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[22 Apr 2006|07:36pm]
Well, things have been getting out of hand, especially since George and I have finished taking our Potion's mastery test. Yes, world. Look out! Fred and George Weasely are certified Potions Masters. We've got the certificates hanging over the mantel of our fireplace. The purple and gold script flutters magnificently in the firelight.

I can't wait to see the children's faces once Hogwarts is re-opened. Especially little Rosie. Charlie and Lavender must be so proud.

That reminds me, I need to drop by and visit them soon.

[24 Sep 2005|03:09pm]
[ mood | hooray for boxes ]

You know, cleaning and rebuilding Hogwarts really curbs one's ability to think creatively. Oh well. Nothing much has been going on with us. We've put in some more time with our adult line. It's looking like it's gonna be pretty worth while. So, we've had an idea.

Give boxes to the people helping to rebuild. Nothing too big or dramatic, but enough of a taste of our new products to have the masses wanting more...and to spread the word.

I'm thrilled. I've already got a list up of who to send the boxes to. Now all we have to do is decided who gets what.

Hooray for boxes!

For now though, I've got some cleaning to do.

[13 Sep 2005|10:28pm]
I can't believe how well our fireworks turned out. The spiraling fizzbangers and spinning doodlemarks really did their job well. George and I should be commended. Or at least congratulated. No such luck yet, but it's still early.

However, our adult line is almost ready. We have a few more tests to run and possibly a few more items to create. No big deal. But, I'm starting to get my pre-creation jitters. What if the stuff we've made isn't up to our usual standards? What if people don't buy it? What if???

Well, no use making a mountain out of an ant bed or something like that.

Going to bed now.

Goodnight George.

[30 Aug 2005|05:34pm]
[ mood | Something is Missing ]

That was quite the party. I think half the hotel was shaking with all the sex that was had all over the place. Hopefully the Malfoy's didn't have to clean too many stains off of their immaculate house. Bet the house elves are working themselves silly.

Whatever.

Some of our products were introduced to the people at the party, but we couldn't gage reactions well enough. However, if Ron's reaction to it was anything to gage with, we've got something pretty good on our hands.

So, in light of this surge in activity, we may have a great unveiling of our new line here at the hotel. Well, it's not a definite yet, but will everyone doing everyone, we'll have a good market and maybe get a little bit of action for ourselves in the process.

Things are okay for the time being, but working on restoring Hogwarts has gotten me nostalgic. I feel as if I should know things...but my brain just can't process them at the moment. There are spaces missing that should be happy but now are blank. Not sad, just missing. And I know that George has been dealing with the same thing. It's even effecting my working habits. I can't work in Gryffindor Tower. There's something missing.

Well, enough of that. I've gotta go. More products to test...tonight is going to be fun for me.

[07 Aug 2005|04:11pm]
[ mood | Amused and a little aggravated ]

Well, It's the night of the ball at the Malfoys. George and I managed not to snag a date, but that's fine. It's better for the mischief if you don't have anyone getting in the way. However, there may still be hope that one fine, upstanding person may join us in our mischief making. We can always hope, can't we. Well, gotta go or we'll be late.

[12 Jul 2005|09:10pm]
[ mood | good for the most part ]

Sorry that I haven't updated here recently. Things have been a little hectic with the rebuilding of the school. And, George and I have been working especially hard on the newest line of WWW...the Adult Line. Not too sure on a name for it yet, but it'll come to me soon. It always does.

Well, I've gotta run. Things to see and people to do :P!

Toodles

[20 Jun 2005|12:39pm]
[ mood | annoyed! ]

ARRRRGGGGHHHH!

Damn George and his plans. This adult line has gotten me, well, for lack of better words, horny as a Hungarian Horntail during mating season. Knowing who will be on the receiving end of our products is not helping me in the least. Must control self!

No, isn't working!

Let's face it. George is the thinker of WWW, and I'm more of the action guy of WWW. And being the action guy during the planning phase really isn't working for me right now. Yeah, I was fine when I was actually working on the products. A little Doxy eggs here, a pinch of slivered dragon liver there. It was heavenly. But now everything is done, and she can't be found!?!?!!!????

Well. I think I may step out to the pub and see if I can get some relief.

[12 Jun 2005|11:23am]
[ mood | hmmm...two ounces, not four ]

Working in the lab is hard work, especially in addition to the restoration. However, keeping an eye on the positive things in life.

George and I have really got the creative juices flowing this time, and the adult line is firmly taking place in the real world. We've got Pepper Imps Body Butter and Sensual Strokes Quills already prepared for marketing, and some of the other things we've got plans for are almost ready for testing. Must prepare an owl for our newest tester. Hopefully she'll be ready for the next set of testing.

Now, do I need two ounces of crushed scarab beetle wings or four???

*BOOM*

Guess it was two. Where is my wand???

I need to go and clean up the mess.

[26 May 2005|11:43am]
[ mood | Hmmmmm..... ]

Hmmmm. This is interesting.

The Malfoy's are having a ball, and it looks like George and I have been invited. Kinda makes me wonder if they know what they are getting into? Probably not, judging by the look of the invitation.

We should see if Hermione knows any spells that could help the robes look a little more like they were purchased this century? *Note to self-SELF, do not prank Hermione untill after the ball...don't want dress robes to be in tatters.

Reconstruction is reconstruction. Never too much to report about it. However, one question plagues me. Just what exactly was that thing that Pansy and I found in the dungeons? AND, who left it? Maybe a little chat with Draco will ease my mind (well, maybe not, he's wound just a little too tight for me).

Toodles!

P.S.-Wonder if George knows that I used his dress robes during our last experiment? Must make sure that he doesn't find out. It's about time for some new ones anyway...maybe I can talk him into buying some?

[20 May 2005|06:37pm]
[ mood | Devious is my middle name ]

Well, things have been pretty slow here lately. Removing debri is rough work for anyone, but especially if you actually lived a portion of your life there. Yesterday, I was walking around the great hall, and I found a piece of one of the banners that hung from the ceiling. I can't tell if it's Gryffindor or Ravenclaw, it's damaged that bad.

Kinda depressing. Makes one think about the uncertainty of life. I don't like it. Obviously, I wouldn't. My life's joy is to make people happy. Or annoyed (Hey! It makes me happy!).

So. In light of this funk that I am in, I have decided to get the brain working. Due to a little inspiration, I have decided to expand a portion of WWW to make an adult line of play-things (need to think of a catchy title for the line). One very valiant tester informed me that if I marketed some of the items I showed her, I could do very, VERY well.

I think I will get her to help me test all my latest inventions for the line.

Well, I must be off. People to do, things to see...WHOOPS. Sorry. Strike that, reverse it.

Later!

I've got a date... [08 May 2005|08:00am]
[ mood | I've got a date! ]

I can't resist a little of this:

I've got a date...I've got a date!!!

So, um, yeah. I've got a date. She's really lovely, but I would have never though of her before. She used to be a bit of a stuck up princess, but throug the rebuilding of Hogwarts, she seems different. I don't know what to call it.

Anyway. The rebuilding is working pretty well. While checking for damage in the dungeons, I found a little something that Snape left behind. Note to self...Must chat with him to find out what he was working on. It certainly did a number on a rat!

Must get going now, or I'll be late.

[25 Apr 2005|05:09pm]
[ mood | grrrrrrrr ]

Spastic rant coming:

FUCKINBUGGERARSEHOLELOWERTHANTHEFUNGUSTHATUSEDTOGRACETHEDUNGEONSOFHOGWARTSIDIOTS!!!!

People depress me...and they always dissappoint. WHY??? People are always seeming to berate me for what I do. It's not like I shove it in their face and say: "HERE...Look what I can do!"

Damn bloody bastards! And they are always poking their noses where they don't belong...in my opinions. They're reasons they're called OPINIONS people.

[16 Apr 2005|11:07pm]
Has anyone seen my better half (aka-George)? He's missing in really great action right now. Seriously.

Well, things are at a stand still to me right now. Without George, things seem kinda lacking in several areas, the main one being mischief.

So, if anyone hears of a bloke who claims to be better looking than me and has a penchant for mischief making, let me know. We need to take care of some business before it gets too late.

[12 Apr 2005|02:35pm]
[ mood | me...mischievous...no! ]

Sorry for the delay. Things have been just a little odd (yes, I'm allowed to say it. Just because I am part 2 of the Shag-a-Delic duo known for some of the greatest practical jokes in the entire wizarding world does entitle me to say it!).

This has got to be one of the more odd moments of my life, not that living with my family isn't odd enough. I finaly thought that George and I escaped the torment that is our little brother and such. Apparently, according to the ministry, we have another thing coming.

The hotel we are staying in houses a good 2/3 of the Weasley clan. Here's hoping that the insulation is up to par, according to how many people are going to stay here. They are all on a need to know basis of what George and I are up to. And...They DON'T need to know.

Stay tuned though. We have some lofty plans to keep the rebuilding of Hogwarts light and fun! For heaven's sake, we are the creators of the portable swamp, the delivers of toilet seats, and gods to all student-kind with our skiving snack boxes.

Well, I guess I should go and find my brother. Lots of things to do!

Later!

OKAY!!! [05 Apr 2005|12:43pm]
[ mood | what's with the pop-ups??? ]

I got it. It's called the Internet. Are you happy, Hermione??? Why can't muggles simplify things. You know, maybe call it Stephen instead of the World Wide Web. It honestly makes more sense, doesn't it?

Oh, well. This is supposed to be a journal of my innermost thoughts and feelings, huh? Kinda scary. So, here I go:

What's the deal with Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans? How does he know that he's got every flavor, and what does he do if he doesn't have one???

Just kidding. Things are going as well as can be expected. The MOM is trying to rebuild Hogwarts and have decided to involved George and I. Personally, I have no clue as to what they were thinking on that one, but I am just itching to work on the teacher's lounges. There are things that I wanna do that will have the founders spinning in there graves!

Later

[04 Apr 2005|03:59pm]
[ mood | Lots of potential to be had!!! ]

So...this is the enternape that Hermione keeps talking about. Hmmmmm...lots to be done on the internap. Potential is amazing. I am amazed that I didn't pick this up sooner. Wonder if Forge knows??? Hmmmm. I think I'm going to like this innersnap thing.

Well, Hermione tells me that this is just like anyother journal, so I guess I should do the whole journal thing...a little about my day...a little about my life.

Nah. Don't feel like it. However, there's always room for a little sillyness! So, Sillyness onward. Well, it's not necessairily silly, just a little odd yet true fact. I read it in a book (yes, Hermione, I do read) by Dave Sedaris. It's called "6 to 8 Black Men". Basically, it's talking about the Norwegian Santa Claus. He will either fill your shoes with candy, put you in a sack and take you to Spain, or pretend to kick you. It's amazing what some people believe.

Muggles.

I guess I'll update this journal thing again later.

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